Thursday, March 24, 2011

Interesting Rajinikanth quotes


  • Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
  • Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
  • If you spell ‘Rajanikant’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajinikanth?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”
  • Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano
  • Rajnikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
  • Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
    Rajni: Rascala; how do you think the earth spins!?
  • Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald’s, and got it.
  • If Rajnikant was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
  • When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
  • Rajni once killed 20 men just by saying “BANG”
  • Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
  • Rajinikanth can divide by zero.
  • Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
  • When Rajinikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Making Money the Easy Way !!!

This is the case of a bank called Chase (no, no…its just a name :-D ) and its mum and Dad being the Treasury and The FED.



Chase, as any other kid on the block wants to make money and so it goes to daddy (the FED) and asks for money. Now, in times such as these the Fed would do anything to make the market moving and so gives the money at near zero interest rate. Now, Chase wants to invest his money in a place where he is going to make money and be sure of it. So what does our smart chap do? He goes to the Treasury and buys bonds worth millions (almost risk free) at an interest rate which is definitely higher than what the FED charged. Consequently, Treasury returns the money with interest rate and the former is returned to the Fed leaving Chase with a bagful of money.

Now suppose that Chase represents the entire banking community…

So what is the irony? The money that The FED lends to Chase was meant for increasing capital, lending to the public but then he (the bank/banks) didn’t want to take any risk whatsoever. So basically, it didn't help the economy in any substantial way.
And what does treasury do with that money…well, sometimes it just pays The FED!!!

So where does that leave us, "the common man"? Not in a very good place I suppose…

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

What a way to have fun!!!





Well Done Abba


Rarely does bollywood come up with movies which highlight social problems of the people living in rural areas. People called “Aam Admi” (thanks to Rahul Gandhi, this phrase is becoming really popular). And when one does, it is mostly a serious movie or a satire which probably has a tragic ending.

Well Done Abba is far from that. It is a satire but one which has intermittent moments of laughter and an ending which does make you think, but not in a depressed manner.

WDA is set in a village in Andhra Pradesh (Chikatpalli) and is about Armaan Ali (and his quest for a well). Armaan Ali works as a driver with a big businessman in Mumbai and takes a month’s leave to find a groom for his only daughter Muskan.  But when he returns back after three months, his employer refuses to take him back. Armaan Ali convinces him to listen to his story first and then take a decision.

Like so many other villages in India, Chikatpalli has its own share of problems…and one of them is unavailability of water. After reaching the village, Armaan Ali learns that there is a scheme (Kapildhara scheme) under which those living under the poverty line will be given a sufficient amount of money to build a well on their land. When he actually decides to avail of this scheme, he faces corruption at every step. He has to bride every official and give them a percentage of the money he would get for building the well. Eventually, he ends up with literally no money in hand to dig the actual well. That’s where the first part of the movie ends and you are left wondering whether this is indeed a humorous movie.



But his fiery daughter decides to turn the table back on all the corrupt officials’ heads. The moment I heard father-daughter duo go to the police station and complain that “meri bouwdi chori ho gayee hai” (i.e., our well has been stolen), I knew it was going to be funny from then on. The duo, together with a motor-mechanic (who is secretly in love with Muskan) helps in getting the villagers together and start a movement which almost leads to a “no-confidence” motion in Vidhan Sabha.

Benegal’s Well Done Abba is a very witty film, well written and looks at relevant issues. It manages to keep you smiling for most of the movie. There are parts where you feel sad at the state of affairs in our country. It ends up making just the right statement on the many development projects that the government initiates but which frequently get hijacked by systemic corruption. Boman Irani as usual does a very good job.

Only problem with the movie is its pace. I think that the first part of the film was a bit slow, especially when all the characters were being introduced. And yes, too much time is devoted to a young married couple which frankly gets very repetitive, boring and embarrassing (if you are watching with your mother).

Shyam Benegal gives a strong message without compromising on its entertainment quotient. Worth Watching!

BTW, Well Done Abba' also bagged the National Award for best film on social issues.


Monday, February 7, 2011

My meow is like me!


Cats are connoisseurs of comfort” ~  James Herriot

I have a cat( a kitten too but she is no more). Well, technically I do not have a cat...she just sits on our veranda and I feed her, mostly out of pity.



On most days...my early morning routine goes like this- 

Wake up, look at veranda. Nothing there.
Go to kitchen, come back and see meow is waiting for me.
I am not sure whether she is happy to see me, but she sure recognises me.
And then she purrs...
And I talk to her in Bangla, as if she can understand, letting her know that her breakfast is on the way.
Cool the boiled milk to the right temperature so that she doesn't burn her tongue.
And wait for her to finish it.
No, not because I like spending time with her or like observing...
But because she runs away whenever any other cat comes by.
With a broken leg, she has little chance of defending herself.
Is it any surprise that all her kittens died, actually got eaten. :-(




“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”

So now, why is this meow like me? 
Because she has particular preferences in food and would rather go hungry than have anything else. So her diet is basically : un-diluted milk, meat, chicken, fish and egg york (not egg white). My parents find a lot of resemble between me and her because I am a bit picky and choosy about food too and would rather make my own  food (which BTW is reasonably tasty) than have something I totally detest shoved down my throat.

How can anyone not like Dhobi Ghat!!!


Watched it…loved it! How can anyone not like it? Everything about the movie seems so fresh, including the actors. Prateik is definitely a guy to watch out for. Everybody was so natural. As a debutant, Kiran Rao has done a wonderful job. So, I guess she is also someone to watch out for.

But there is something else, I wanted to write. Once, I had once written a story about a painter and his name was Arun. Somehow, when I heard that the painter’s name in the movie was Arun, I smiled. And thought of putting that story here. So here goes...

 ~~~


There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.” 
~ Pablo Picasso

Lots of paintings there. Lots of them…some play with reality and some with imagination…

Once a senior, while ragging Anna, asked, “What sorts of painting do you like?”  She replied, “Modern Art, Abstract Art. Sir”

“Why that? Modern art is so confusing and incoherent. You could twist the picture, put it upside down and it would still appear the same. Tell me, how could you possibly distinguish between two abstract paintings and rate them?”

“Well, why would I need to? And how can you rate and compare the music composed by Mozart and Beethoven?”

Anna had clearly exaggerated, but also driven her point home. Arun was impressed.  With time, they became good friends and ended up doing a lot of projects together. Somehow, somewhere Anna got bored of abstract art and Arun took to abstract photography. Anna was more inspired by Indian painters, Nandalal Bose being her favourite at that time. Arun on the other hand was a big fan of the B&W style of Ansel Easton Adams. Though with time, his subjects became vague. Despite their varied interests and different electives in college, they still continued to spend a lot of time together.  Their hectic schedule never stopped them from meeting each other. They were like each other’s “morning’s cup of tea”.

Soon the bond of friendship deepened into something more, with romantic overtures to it. They started living and behaving like a couple, except they had little or no direction at all. They both loved their work and spending time in each other’s company but never thought beyond that. Flames arose. But no one wondered or thought about how it could char a part of them.

And as expected, it didn’t last. This was not Anna’s happy story with a happy ending.  Soon one could see cracks emerging, some of which had to do with their chosen lifestyles. Arun couldn’t get over his obsession with fame and money, which is one of the reasons he submitted himself to Abstract art. Somehow, that form was becoming very popular amongst the “rich and famous”. Suddenly, people had started cultivating interest and appreciated it. It wasn’t such a bad thing to happen, except Arun now got his motivation more from this requirement than passion. On the other hand, Anna was slowly getting disillusioned about the entire environment.

“I am searching for abstract ways of expressing reality, abstract forms that will enlighten my own mystery.”

“Why are you searching for abstraction when you have reality?”

“So that people use their imagination and intellect to understand my message”

“What message are you trying to convey by confusing people?”

“Any message. There should be subtlety in aesthetics.”

“But isn’t art, poetry, literature a form of making the common man understand and comprehend your thoughts?”

“I don’t do stuff for the common man. I have an elite audience”

“Even then, there is a reality. Why not just portray that in clear and simple terms?”

“Oh come on Anna, won’t that be very crude and rude? Plus that would be very unpleasant to eyes, who’d buy my work then? No one wants to put a coloured picture of a vulture waiting for a child to die in a desert in Africa on their walls! Think about your patrons. In fact I’ve been invited to showcase my work in a famous art gallery. Have you heard of Domus? They have expressed interest in me. Things are beginning to look good.”

Everything Arun said and did had to do with the buyers. Somewhere he had started making compromises and Anna couldn’t quite recognize him anymore. He began socializing more and yet seemed distant, cold and indifferent.  Slowly they drifted apart, without any formal goodbyes.

Domus Art Gallery was established in Kolkata and later branched out to Delhi. It had grown with a view to promote contemporary Indian Art…a perfect place to showcase and promote monochrome photographs of emerging talent, like Arun’s. The important thing was that this gallery was also associated with well known auction houses in India and abroad. And, that evening, it was showcasing works of a new fairly artist at IHC.

It had rained in the morning in Delhi and that meant a cold and depressing winter evening. The only reason Anna had decided to venture out to IHC after a hectic day and watch “The Players” was because of an old friend who was playing a small part in that drama.  He was terribly excited about it and she couldn’t let him down. And then, who knows…it could turn out to be fun.

And then, just as she was passing by one of the blocks, she saw a board which said something about an Art exhibition.  What sort of Art exhibition? Whose show it was? Was it some famous person?

Domus Gallery!!! And then, suddenly and out of the blue it reminded her of Arun. Where was he? How was he doing? It had been a few years since college and Anna was now working in an Advertising agency in Delhi. Despite her efforts at becoming an artist, she never quite found any buyers. She didn’t know how to market her work and never knew how to paint as per the demand. So she decided to take up a profession which allowed her to be creative and pay for the room rent. She knew that somewhere she might have sold herself short but atleast she wasn’t a fake.



It read, showcasing work of Arun S.Upadhyay.

She almost froze in her tracks, not knowing what to do. Should she go in and congratulate him? That would be the logical thing to do. She had heard of his exhibitions before but never visited them. Typically, entry was for invited guests only but that wouldn’t have mattered for an old classmate. But then, they were more than that. They used to be more than that.

So, this time, she decided that enough was enough. If nothing else, they were classmates and friends at one point of time. She stood in front of the stairs of the building wondering and trying to come up with reasons as to why she shouldn’t see his work and encourage him, atleast once? But then, did he need her encouragement at all. She thought not. Yet…

Anna almost forced herself to take a few steps forward and found herself in the reception. How had his paintings and life changed in all these years? Had his views changed with time? If not, what was the point in meeting again? She already knew that he had achieved considerable success. How could her presence help? What difference would it make? Yet…

No, she couldn’t. However hard she tried, she simply couldn’t get into the elevator. A sort of fatigue and disinterest grew over her, everytime the thought of exploring the gallery came in to her mind. And so, just as she had walked towards the building and almost wandered into the reception…in the same way she walked out. Totally unnoticed and somewhere, wonderfully relieved. 

No, some pages don’t need to be turned.

And, she walked away and disappeared into the dark.

Arun on the other hand was busy conversing with connoisseurs of his art who were praising his work. No doubt, he was good at his work. With a glass of Malt whisky in his right hand and a cigarette in the other, he looked towards his left with an effort to adjust his shirt. The wind was acting up and it was time to get inside. And just as he cast the cigarette bud over the balcony, he saw a silhouette, walking towards the open air theater. It seemed like an extension of his photographs, with a terribly familiar walk.   He kept staring at it till it disappeared. No, he didn’t wave, didn’t call either. He could have, but didn’t. Even in the dark and after so many years, he knew.

Slowly, he turned towards his patrons and went inside.

Some paintings can never be restored.

~~~

Just like in the movie, in life everything isn't always well defined. You meet people, some of whom travel with you forever in whatever capacity and some you leave behind for whatever reasons. Sometimes there are no reasons. People are just gone, erased from your memory.
The movie (unlike the story above) though has to do with the city and its people, more than inter personal relationships. But then again, what makes a city - it's people! All kinds of people - the ones who play with colours, the ones who create a painting, the ones who appreciate them and the ones who spoil them.